Your question has been referred here for
correcting. There are more than a sprinkling of spelling, punctuation
and/or grammatical errors for you to correct before re-sending your
query. We ask this for common courtesy's sake... There are a few tens of
thousands of folks using WWM daily... and we don't want to appear
ignorant, backward, or present poor examples to the public. Please:
1) Run your writing through a grammar, spell checking tool on your
computer, or have someone who is proficient in English check over your
work. Scientific names of organisms can be easily checked via computer
search, directory tools. Some of the most egregious errors: Netspeak is
not acceptable... e.g., you, not "u"... People's names, the
personal pronoun "I" are capitalized (not "i"), manufacturers and their
product names are proper nouns, thus are capitalized... Beware of
homonyms... words that sound the same, but don't mean the same thing
(e.g., their vs. there).
2) Re-send.
Don't have the time to
use correct English? Please go elsewhere. We don't have time, patience
for such laziness, nor a wish to present poor examples to others.
<<Sabrina here.... Begging, PLEADING, that queriers use proper
capitalization!! At the very least, show some respect for yourself
and capitalize the letter "I" and your name! Fixing all of these
is no small task for me/us, but will take you only minutes....
Please use proper grammar when writing in.... -SCF>>
re: 125gal question – 08/08/07
hey Neale don't ever come to my
neighborhood cause ill break your
jaw.....everything died great idea
genius
<Someone didn't take their bromide this morning...>
re: 125gal question – 08/08/07
hey Neale just messing with you so
far so good...water is just settling
now so we will see. By the way
the only reason i said hey at the beginning
is because you provide a
service and i needed help we are not friends and
i didn't think you
guys were so sensitive sorry. And don't talk down to
peoples
mistakes nobody including yourself is perfect. Thanks
<Hello
Michael. Yes, WWM provides a service, but we don't get paid for it. We
do it to be helpful; it's all about volunteerism, the desire to give
back to a hobby that has given us so much pleasure. Even if we were
paid, that shouldn't make a difference. If you go into a bar or
restaurant, you still say "Hello" and "please" and "thank you" to the
serving staff; you don't say "hey" and order a beer. (Well, you could
do, but speaking as someone who's worked as a barman and as a waiter, I
can assure you rude customers are the ones upon whom staff play little
pranks from time to time. Best not to think about it if you have a
queasy stomach!) Finally, you could just check the House Rules for
sending e-mails -- one thing we expect here is a reasonable standard of
English, including "I" instead of "i", that sort of thing. Since we have
literally dozens of messages to sort through each day, when people make
an effort to ensure their messages are easy to read and clearly laid
out, we appreciate it. So don't take umbrage, don't focus on my one line
reprimand but instead read through and digest the many lines of help I
offered. If you still have queries or don't agree, write back, so we can
discuss. Good luck, Neale>
Re: filtration and oxygen
– 07/18/07
Thanks Tom for your advice! This is Rene, here.
<<Nice to “meet” you, Rene! Glad to have been of help earlier.>>
Sorry about forgetting to proof my question. I don't bother with
capitalization and some punctuation in _personal_ emails, as it makes
for faster typing.
<<Understood.>>
I agree, however, that the
presentation should be grammatically correct on a public forum such as
this. I will do better in the future!
<<Much appreciated. Some folks
just don’t “get it” and, consequently, get their letters returned
unanswered until they do get it, in many cases. Where names are
concerned, I like to work with folks I’ve worked with in the past if I
can be of assistance to them. E-mail addresses don’t always “ring a
bell” with me but names usually do. Plus, I like to think our readers
consider themselves to be “real people” to us and not simply nameless
hobbyists.>>
Thanks again.
<<You’re more than welcome. Best
regards. Tom>>
Re: cuban
hogfish introduction... Making the effort... courtesy required
7/7/07
Looks like you are new to the internet email and chat etc.
or you are prejudging me because you have a problem with my name since
it's not Bob, Tony or Joe????
I sense unbelievable arrogance in your
tone..!
<Uhh, no slight intended; we just require that folks try
their spelling, grammar checkers... Please read here:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/QueryCorrsRefPg.htm
Bob Fenner>
On
7/3/07, Shaji and Kala Varughese wrote:
> thanx for the quick
reply. ok... i was thnking the same thing. i just
> moved the
daughtyback to a 10 gallon tank i have. now my cuban hog is very
>
happy. do you think the daughty back would forget it's past? i am hoping
> when i put him back in the tank after a week or 2, he will be like a
new
> fish in the community???? hopefully he will get along with the
cuban
> afterwards.
Please fix your English and re-send 6/29/07
Hello
again Bob Iv read alot on your web site! And dont get me wrong I
think its the best out there! But sometimes I read a few
different articles on the same thing and they kind of go in
different ways. I know all my questions are on your site but on
some subjects it just makes me fell better getting it back from
a direct question. Espiecially from you because I know your the man
when it comes to aquariums!!!!!! ..................... |
Most recent nastygram... The message is in my box. I have
this ready to sent if you'd like. M ======= Hi Todd,
Mich stepping in here for a moment. Bob asked you to make
corrections to your letter and resend it because there are
many, many errors. Fixing them takes a good bit of time and
is something YOU should be able to do on your own. You
appear to be a native English speaker and we of course make
exceptions when the writer is a child or if English is not the
writers' primary language. We are here to help you with
things you can't figure out on your own. All we ask is that
you do what you can to help yourself. This includes not
wasting our time making corrections to grammar and spelling,
which for goodness sakes the computer will do for you. I've made
correction on your most recent email below. If I've counted
correctly, there are only 9 sentence and there are 17
errors. It gets tiresome to make these corrections. It feels
especially disrespectful after someone has asked you to make
these corrections. This is a volunteer organization, we are
here to help, but we do not want to be taken advantage of. We
will gladly help you with your situation, but please fix the
multiple errors and resend.
Hey Bob how<'>s it going,
Todd again Did I not spell everything right? I hope you
didn<'>t take anything the wrong way? I wasn<'>t
expecting that email you sent me!!!! Kind<-a> <+of> rude if
you ask me!!! I<'>m pretty good at <E>english but <I>i<'>m
sure I might have made some mistakes. Why do you guys
have this web site for people to ask questions and then get
upset and rip on them when they ask questions? I<'>v<e> read a<
>lot and know a< >little but definit<e>ly not an expert
like you( and I<'>m not saying that in a bad way)
Sometimes I get a nice person and sometimes I don<'>t! I thought
for sure you would be one of the nice ones!!! Sorry
for the trouble, won<'>t email you again Todd
<Goodbye, good luck, good riddance. B> |
RE: Most recent nastygram... Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007
20:16:53 -0500 Robert All u had 2 do is let me no that tha
ennglishh had 2 hav no mistakes. I get eeemails all the tim that
r worsest then I. Thats justed how most peoples emailer!! I did
not thinked it was go n 2 b graded. And if you guys r thr 2 help
then y do u hav 2 b rude bout thngs? I giv u compliments and u
just sa whatever good riddance!!! y dont you JUSTtell me 2 use
the computer to check myself? I would of without a 2nd though, 2
try 2 help u out. Iv talked 2 others peoples on yourer web that
justest try 2 make u fell stupided 2, not only english butt
fishes stuff 2! I couldnt imagine acting like u to a beginnerest
in something that me's really gooder at!!!!
I can write
fine, its an email asking a question about a fish aquarium for
crying out loud!!! Not an english test!!!! Out of the 10 people
I showed the email to, they all said oh my god what a weird o!!!
Its a web site, not one of your published books!!! You should
worry alittle less about helping with english and alittle more
with the fish subject!! And like I said all you had to do is
let me know that you needed to correct the english, and I would
of done it for you without a question!!!! Instead you guys need
to tell me how bad I'm at english!! And I have to say your
the only question/answer website out there, on any subject, that
has ever acted like this, that I have ever been on!!!!! I have
to go now I have to get on a ENGLISH website to get some FISH
AQUARIUM info!!!! I just dont get some people!!! I wish
your books sucked, then I could throw them away!! But they
don't, so I cant!! "MY FAVORITES" See, yet another
compliment!!!!!!! Later, Bad English Emailer Guy <Heeee!
Do please read here: http://www.wetwebmedia.com/faqstips.htm
re our rationale for asking folks to write in plain Anglish...
Cheers, BobF> |
RE: Most recent nastygram... Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:30:54
-0500 Like I said all you had to do is tell me. Never been to
that part of your site before. I had no idea about the how to
ask a question. <Mmm, no biggee... But "that part" is the
portal to inquiring... We're on a course of re-doing a sort
of "site map" or "using WWM" guide... Your momentum is
adding to the end of our inertia. Cheers, BobF> |
RE: Most recent nastygram... Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:55:16
-0400 Bob, you're too classy. ;) <Hey, when are you
joining us in responding to all? BobF> |
Apologia in response to "Not Happy with the Help Received" - 6/7/07
Dear Crew,
<<<Hi Jason, Mich here.>>>
I could not help but notice
the rather acerbic correspondence you received, which I copy:
> *Not
Happy with the Help Received*
> * * Wow, thanks for all that help you
promised.
> <<I promised you nothing>>
> Let me reword it in
"lingo" you may appreciate. My "LFS" XXXXed me over.
> they sold me a
tank, fish, live rock and live sand, and said, "get to it." I got:
>
16 lbs of live Fiji rock
> 10lbs of live sand
> a 12 (not 25)
gallon nanocube tank
> a clown ( A. tricinctus)
> A Kaudern's ( or
Banggai) Cardinal
> Mysis shrimp
> And Formula two flake food
>
A basic heater
> I wasn't sold (or told) that I needed anything
beyond that. I've remedied
> that not, thankfully (and expensively).
My cardinal died, for obvious
> reasons. I wasn't even aware of what
cycling the tank was, until earlier
> this morning. I got my
questions answered, no thanks to you or your crap
> "search tool."
For God's sake, one would think that someone of your obvious
>
knowledge would overlook the grammar in a hastily typed, panic laden,
> email. I was unaware that marine hobbyism required MENSA level emails.
> Especially when one is requesting help. Apologies if I've wasted your
> time. My clown is fine, and my tank is cycling beautifully now.
Thanks.
> (for nothing) -Bryna
> <Ah, good. BobF><<Mmm, there are
over ten thousand visitors to WWM
> daily... in just the English
rendition... queriers are referred to using the
> search tool,
indices as we NOT only lack the resources to reiterate the same
>
information, BUT there are VERY often side issues, further questions
that
> people will answer for themselves by delving into what is
archived... If
> this is a waste of ones time, I suggest looking into
a more passive
> hobby/interest... like "video-fish" that one can
turn-off when they're
> bored. RMF>>
The response by the bearer of
the initials RMF <<<Robert M. Fenner, the WWM guru>>> is far too kind to
this inquirer, Bryna.
<<<Ho buoy! Hopefully he won't see this!
Hee!>>><Indeed! RMF>
Ergo, I would like to publicly reply to the
aforementioned inquirer, who seemingly, believes in the obligation,
vis-à-vis the benevolence, of WWM to grant help. Bryna is angered by
WWM's requirements of proper grammar and spelling, which she finds
excessive to say the least, and coins such frivolous practices as "MENSA
level [sic] emails".
Furthermore, she expects unconditional help,
implicitly at the cost of other inquirers and more importantly, that of
the WWM staff.
<<<Yep.>>>
Monetarily, to be sure, WWM solicits but
donations; concordantly, it would be rather erroneous to demand
impeccable replies to one's queries.
<<<Yes, when a service is
provided for free, out of the generosity of one's heart, it is generally
appropriate to say "Thank you".>>>
RMF summarizes this quite well: "I
promised you nothing". Furthermore, WWM is not a government organization
required to grant assistance of any sort, or to any person. WWM is not
even morally bound, by any standards, to grant any sort of help
whatsoever. It follows that any help that WWM does provide is in their
charity and something that inquirer's ideally would be thankful of. If
that be not the case, at least the inquirers ought to be respectful of
them.
<<<Yes, you would think this would be obvious, wouldn't you?>>>
The requirements of proper grammar and spelling serve, at the very
least, to improve legibility. Bryna, who submits a hastily-written
letter, expects WWM to decipher her query to her satisfaction, and to
reply diligently. She asserts that she lacked the time to produce a
well-written letter; I dissent, on the grounds that ammonia and nitrite
accrue at a reasonable pace; it follows that either she seems to suggest
either that nutrients digitally climbed from 0 to some incredible value,
or that she simply failed to pay any attention to the system, until it
was blatantly obvious that something was quite wrong. I add facetiously,
that she epitomizes the lesson, "haste makes waste".
<<<A good
lesson!>>>
Proper writing (or even an attempt at satisfactory
writing) <Hee!> is additionally a gesture of respect toward recipient,
whom she flagrantly disrespects. It seems rather reasonable to display
such respect to the person one is asking for help from.
<<<A common
courtesy.>>>
There is no need for obscenities be they censored or not
-- albeit I suspect WWM were responsible for the X's.
<<<Perhaps.>>><This/that is correct. My doing. RMF>
Ironically, her
disrespect of WWM is quite obvious in her follow-up letter.
<<<Yes.>>>
It is clear that Bryna egregiously dived headfirst into a
swimming pool only to resurface with a painful head injury.
<<<I
would concur.>>>
If there is one point that is quite obvious from WWM
and from other resources as well, it is that the hobby of keeping nano
reefs is not trivial, and requires not only interest,
but dedicated
research as well.
<<<Yes.>>>
That she simply arrived at her local
fish store to purchase the items and livestock--which she enumerated in
her correspondence--is a testament to her lack of any sort of research
or patience. That she wishes to pass the blame to WWM and the local fish
store is tantamount to expostulating before a jury that one trespassed
upon a law in ignorance, in the hope of exoneration. One's ignorance is
not the fault of another.
<<<Hmm, sounds like you're in law
school.>>>
I urge that Bryna would for herself, reflect upon the
events leading up to the incident and truly determine the cause. Let
one's knowledge not be in abeyance.
<<<Yes.>>>
Kind Regards,
<<<Thank you for your letter, Mich.>>>
Jason C. Wang
<Wowzah! RMF>
when you
say please...complete sentences... fix your English and re send what is
that suppose to mean???? Are you trying to help me or talk about me????
<A little from Column A, and a little from Column B. The idea is to
encourage people to write properly and politely. If you don't make an
effort writing to me, why should I make an effort to write back? I don't
get paid for this. Mistakes with English because someone is very young
or not a native speaker of the language is fine. But when people don't
say "thank you" when I helped them and instead simply send another
demand for yet more information, as you did, that's rude and demanding.
So you shouldn't be surprised when people are less than cordial when
writing back. Remember the Golden Rule: do unto others as you'd like
others to do unto you. Cheers, Neale>
Please send
understandable, non "net-speak" message to allow us to help you
4/25/07
Thanks for your message. I can assure you, on
behalf of the WWM Crew, we do very much want to help, but our time is
limited just as yours is, I am sure. Please take a few moments to send
this message with proper capitalization, punctuation, etc., so that I
(or another Crew member) do not have to do so myself.
See here for
some tips:
http://wetwebmedia.com/faqstips.htm
Thanks, Jorie>
High Nitrates, Ammonia, Lack of Reading, Understanding - 1/20/07
Thank You, I did figure out what was causing all the brown in my tank,
when the tank was originally set up by an aquarium person, I purchased a
pump for the sump, Well he put a metal ring around the pump to hold the
hose on there and a bread tie that also had metal and they were both
corroder with caked on rust, I have since fixed this problem and now no
longer have the brown.
and I think the nitrates were high and
ammonia because of this, It's been three to almost 4 months since I have
had this tank set up, and at the over flow at the top there are bio
balls also and they were never cleaned and that is where the water goes,
When I cleaned it they were all slimy and really dirty, done a 30% water
change and nitrates and nitrites were greatly reduced, I will do another
water change, in another week to completely remove them.
I also
bought a Nudibranch, black and neon orange but, Unfortunately the damsel
I have, killed him lol.
And I Thank You very much for all your info
and helping.
<Please, before you contact us again, for our sake,
read where you have been pointed to! This is five separate emails from
you in net-speak, complete with misspellings, improper punctuation, and
lack of proper capitalization. PLEASE read here:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/QueryCorrsRefPg.htm and
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/faqstips.htm . This is not a request,
this is an expectation. We are an all-volunteer staff, who post all our
correspondence for all to see, read. The cost of our assistance, is this
expectation of proper English. -JustinN>
WWM, and proper
English... not a request... 1/7/07
You know I am so
glad that the WetWeb crew is more concerned with my spelling and grammer
than the fact that my fish is sick. in the time it took for you guys to
send me an email back asking me to fix these things my lionfish died.
<Try to see "it" our way... We don't have time for fixing the small
"payment" (English is the "coin" of our realm... in other words, you
want our free help, write in the medium, properly)... Tens of thousands
of folks use this database daily... many are non-native speakers,
children, folks of diminished capacity... I refuse to dedicate thousands
of hours of my life, efforts at presenting "garbage"... No sale. Bob
Fenner>
Re: (no subject) ? 12/21/06
no
there are there is no other fish in the tank and yes the tank is cycled
<Where are your complete sentences and punctuation? How about the
previous correspondence? At very least a subject that your response may
be related to? We get hundreds of emails every week, we do not remember
specific situations based on email addresses. -JustinN>
Please re-submit query using common courtesy (e.g., capitalization,
punctuation, etc.) 11/16/06
We would be glad to help, but
would ask first that you consider the humans on the other end of the
e-mail that have to sort this grammatical nightmare; please re-send
using proper English conventions, such as capital letters and
punctuation marks, and someone would be happy to respond. Thank you,
Jorie.
Tuxedo Urchin example of RMF rudeness,
impatience 7/20/06
I have recently set up a 175
salt reef tank with the help of your book and the LFS.
<Hope/trust
all is going well>
I have a tuxedo that has been very happy, going
around decorating himself and eating well. Two days ago, the branch of
pulsing Xenia he carries
around on his back sucked up into a
powerhead, he refused to let go.
<Mmm, will, should in time>
I
turned the head off and waited until he moved away. Yesterday he shed
all of his decorations. Today his blue strips are turning brown.
<"Bummed">
I decided to turn to your web site which I have always
found helpful.
Sometimes I think the people don't read the writer's
entire message before responding with insults but I have just tried to
overlook that.
<Heee! Okay>
Today, however, while researching
information about the Urchin I came upon this:
I Sea urchins just
ate my feather duster and leather coral... poor English, lack of
planning 9/28/05
Hello. you have a very informative site. I love
it. I have 2 pin cushion and 1 pencil urchin, the other day, I noticed
the pencil urchin was on top of
the feather duster, and I didn't
think anything about it. the next day he was still there, so I pulled
him off, and the feather duster was just a pile
of mush. his pipe
was all soggy and it just fell apart. there is a small piece in there
still, but I am positive it is dead. I sat the urchin in the
back of
the tank. later that day, I looked at the tank, and he was on top of a
small new sprout of leather finger coral. now that am
<There is no
such word>
paranoid, I moved him and he ate it too! it was gone! so
now am constantly moving them around, the pin cushion ones too. cause am
worried. I always
keep a leaf of romaine lettuce in the tank, ok the
glass w/ a veggie clip, and the LOVE it. they will devourer a leaf in a
matter of hours. so any
advice about the urchins eating my duster
and coral?
<Learn to spell, use your grammar checker to learn... and
use resources ahead of time to check the compatibility of the organisms
you intend to buy.
Bob Fenner, too short of patience with ignorance
today>
Since you hear from a lot of people from other countries I am
surprised you would take such a stance and be so unfriendly.
Sincerely,
Kathye
<Can generally tell if a writer is penning
something from a distant country, or a person is of limited capacity, or
a child... But do indeed admit to a limit of patience with laziness on
peoples' parts who are in turn so rude as to send us poor efforts. What
you/the public sees is "fixed"... there are a hundred or two
"corrections" in most any given days FAQs... and I tire of fixing these
15, 20 or more minutes daily... But "courtesy is contagious", and I do
agree with your sentiment, that I should be more patient. Thank you for
your note. Bob Fenner>
ThE mIsSiOnS tRiP.....
NNS? 6/14/06
What do u mean by that? also, i thought
u breeded bettas! do u? i need help with that area! lol
plz!
<English please>
---------------mIcHeLlE
gAlLeTtO-----------------
Re: ......ThE mIsSiOnS tRiP.....
sorry that you were
missinformed but this is in english! thank you! come again~ lol jk
JKJKJKJKJKJKJK! so what do you mean by in english please?
<Beginnings of sentences are what? Capitalized? English... plz? i, u?
Learn to/use your spelling/grammar checkers... Bettas are not breeded...
Just give
me what I want... and no one gets hurt>
Thank
you for contacting us at WetWebMedia.com 3/4/06
Your
reply is below
<<Maria, I tried responding to this email, but
re-writing it was taking far too long. Please write back using proper
grammar and punctuation, and I will be glad to help.
Thanks, Lisa.>>
<Thank you, RMF>
Just Words 2/2/06
I am planning
on creating a new reef tank. The process is very slow. Prior to
establishing the tank, I have
been reading everything I can
including your Daily FAQs.
<Hotay>
Just a quick thing, several
times the response has been the original email contains a non-word. For
example, Also I hear "a lot"
<Ah yes... the roving spell-checker...
fixing the eponymous alots into a lot/s>
I realize that you like to
publish grammatically correct inquiries, but I don't believe that reply
is correct. Certainly lot is a word. Perhaps, it is meant
that alot
is not a word.
<Ah, yes>
Webster's has a definition of lot that
would apply to the original inquirer: 7 : a considerable quantity or
extent .
Great site by the way! Sorry to write in over such a
trivial manner.
John
<Thank you for this. What is that line from
Herbert and the movie version of "Dune" re the Harkonens? "The process
of removal continues". Cheers, Bob Fenner>
<... the beginning
of sentences are capitalized... I, not i... > Classic 1/27/06
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Date: Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:30:12 EST
what
do you mean by grammar? do you mean excessive punctuation perhaps? i do
not see any gross errors. let me know.
Already Answered
Question on Naso and Cyano? Look in Today's Dailies 12/03/05
Crew,
<<Person.>>
I am thinking that the original email below did
not make it to you...???
<<You are, which would be understandable,
but incorrect. I believe James (Ye Olde Salty Doggie) replied this
morning if I recollect correctly. Oh.. or.. it could have been AdamJ,
too.. shoot, now I can't remember! But I'm fairly certain it was
answered.>>
I see other emails from more recent dates being answered
in the daily FAQ's, so I thought I would re-send.
<<Don't rely on
those dates as the actual reply date. Often folks may not date the
queries they answer, or they put them in their folder then answer at a
later date. If without a date, then I date with the day's date. Here..
care for a date? Mmm.. dates.. where..? oh yeah, don't use those as
accurate dating. The query could be a week (and sometimes more) old. We
add those more so folks researching can have a more accurate idea of
*when* a specific reply was posted (sometimes can be very important in
light of new facts on one subject or another). I really hope that made
sense.>>
Thank you in advance for your reply.
Regards,
Steven
<<Steven, I'm going to hold onto this JUST in case YOU didn't get James'
reply or were unable to view the dailies here:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/daily_faqs.htm. Marina>>
In defense of Marina, and Ready to Roast? 12/2/05
I am offering
an opinion rather than a question.
<<Alright.>>
I have been
reading the "Today's Frequently Asked Question," section each day for a
few months. There have been some barbed comments from some of the people
submitting the questions on the apparent tone of the answers.
<<This
is not unknown, yes.>>
The crew often has to correct grammar,
spelling and punctuation.
<<Daily, and there are times when those
that need correcting far outnumber those that don't -- rarity I've come
to greatly appreciate.>>
Some of the submitted questions may not be
expressed clearly or with an economy of words. Some
readers take his
personally or take offence to this. I have to take side with the crew of
WetWebMedia. I find the information helpful, and often expressed in a
colorful and entertaining manner that to me reflects a passion for their
work, and interesting personalities. I don't feel it is asking too much
from anyone submitting a question to carefully proof read what they have
written. I have submitted questions myself and been on the receiving end
of being told on some of my faulty logic in my approach to problems,
from Marina as it turned out on one occasion,
<<D'oh! Oh JEEZ....!
really? Which one?>>
and found her answer informative and
entertaining.
<<Whew!>>
She did not have to waste time on spelling
and grammatical errors either.
<<I didn't here, either. Thank you.>>
So to some of the readers out there, lighten up and have some fun with
this section. I personally will look forward to my next roasting. Mike
Lomb
<<You have me laughing out loud here, Mike! A little humor makes
life better, and I certainly appreciate your finely-honed sense. I would
like to say thank you on behalf of the rest of the crew for you very
kind words.
Marina - Whose best roast always comes from the oven>>
Why Do I Do It? 12/1/05
Why does Marina spend her time
"mothering" answers provided by members of your staff. Seems odd; adds
nothing, other than sarcasm, to otherwise noble efforts of the crew.
Just curious.
Steve (a fan of several years)
<<I'm assuming that's
a question, not a statement (questions always end with a question mark
"?", not a period "."). Most often I'm aiming for clarification,
not sarcasm (for instance, when someone's wording isn't clear - at times
spelled so incorrectly I cannot find a definition or mention of the word
at all - or intelligible). Of course, conversely, if I make a mistake or
misstatement, then I absolutely positively want to be corrected, as I do
not wish to remain ignorant.
I also try to shoot for disseminating
good information. If you have been reading on a daily basis then you
know that I do provide information as well.
There are those times
when I do indeed intend to be sarcastic, as our attempts to encourage
those who write in showing some effort in trying to use written word in
a manner resembling intelligibly are constant. There is no mistaking
those.
Now, if you're talking about grammatical, spelling, word use
or other errors (such as the lack of proper punctuation in your first
sentence), that is my "job" with WWM. If the persons writing and/or
responding don't, then I must, which of course puts me in the position
of "mothering" (which I call "educating"), doesn't it?
Since I do
come off as sarcastic, then I apologize to you and our crewmembers, as
this is not my intent. It is to educate ( and for many it has been
entertaining as well). Marina>>
Marina's Mothering
12/2/05
Just wanted to say thanks for all of Marina's
'mothering'.
<<You are very welcome.. I think. (You've put a smile on
my face.)>>
Your 'mothering' was a tremendous help during some recent
dialog with Adam J. Don't stop! I consider your 'mothering' a valuable
contribution.
<<My goodness, thank you for the compliments, and I am
most happy that I have contributed in a helpful way.>>
BTW. The
little flamer is in the community tank, doing great and 'rules the
roost'.
<<All is as it should be!>>
Happy Holidays to all!
Roger
<<And a big wish for you and yours as well. Marina>>
Reminders (or new info, depending who you are) on WWM Posting Protocol
10/11/05
Hello All,
<Mar...>
For you new folks, you'll get
to know me - for those of you familiar with me, well, here it goes. I am
sending this out as a reminder (or, new information for those of you who
aren't hip to the sitch, yet).
<Heeee!>
*Emails in all caps:
Generally we don't even answer these, they are returned to the sender to
be retyped properly. I won't post them, so there are currently two in
the "sent" folder that were (*very* kindly/patiently) answered, but
won't be going up in the dailies. They are an eyesore.
Bob, if you
want them posted, just let me know and I will, but I haven't the time to
retype entire queries. Fortunately these are relatively infrequent.
<Nope... I send a note back if I see... and just delete if someone
happens to respond>
*Corrections: I do spend a good bit of time
correcting queries, unless there is note made in the response regarding
egregious errors (we want folks to see what NOT to do). However, I will
not spend time correcting the punctuation, grammar, and/or spelling of
WWM crew. I won't name names, but I must assume that if you know you're
just not good with this stuff, will you PLEASE use the spell-check
feature that comes with just about *every* word processing program that
exists (I really don't care what you use, just use it!)?
Please
capitalize "I", the first letter of sentences, etc., etc. There are
typos all the time, these don't take up a great deal of time and these
aren't the problem. But when there's a whole response that's filled with
such mistakes, it becomes a daunting task to sort out.
<Yepster...
this takes ten to thirty minutes of my time daily... and have spent
several hundred hours "going back" re format issues...>
That's it
(for now.. ugh), of course we have yet to put together a WWM P&P or
anything like that.
OH! I forgot to remind everyone to have some fun
today. It's Monday, and Mondays need fun. (We are currently rather
envious of those of you who are languishing in Hawai'i, and the family
is itching to go diving again - criminy, obligations!)
<Sabrina and I
are... doing the FAQ thang, and moving bits about, and having a good old
time. BobF>
Your WWM Drill Sergeant/Novelist, and Occasional Cook,
Marina
WWM, English, time... 9/28/05
while you try to teach
me proper grammar my fish is dying thanks a lot!!
<Sorry for your
inconvenience... do understand that this is an "all volunteer"
operation... We don't have the time to fix folks' communication, just
enough to try and respond... >
I apologize for the language my gf is
really distraught about the fish
<I do understand this...
frustration... after putting a few hours per day into this "project" for
the last decade, seeing its development, having so many good friends
help... many leave out of time constraints... What could we do to
improve? BobF>
Hey, This is Patrick Jewell, About to Read
11/20/05
Crew of Wet Web Media,
<Howdy>
I am doing a
research paper for my Written Communications Class. We are writing a
paper on a subject that experts disagree on. We can choose anything that
we want to write one, that a expert would disagree on. I chose
Fluorescent Vs. Metal Halide. My thesis statement is:
"Many experts
disagree which lighting method overall benefits the aquarium the most.
So considering all aspects (pros and cons) of Fluorescent and Metal
Halide lighting, which one benefits the aquarium coral habitat and its
owner the most?"
I came to you because you are an expert. If I could
get a short statement (like three or four sentences), of what lighting
do you favor most and facts that you know off hand to support your
argument. Then can you put your credentials at your signature.
Example:
John Smith
Masters in Zoology, University
Aquarist for
(X amount) years.
<<Do autodidacts count? Marina>>
If
you could help me with this it would be awesome.
<... Please glean
what you're looking for by reading here:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/marsetupindex2.htm the articles and FAQs
files on light/lighting. Our respective degrees are posted on the "About
the Crew" pages, linked on the homepage. Bob Fenner>
Pregnant what? Parents... please watch/supervise your children...
8/14/05
hi my names tasha. am 15 nd just got my first fish tank.
i have my
suspisions that 1 might be pregnant but am not
to sure.
its side has like balloned and its a silvery colour.
can you give me advise as i am not sure?
thanks very much
tasha
from england
<... What sort of fish is this Tasha? Please take a
look here:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/FWSubWebIndex/fwlivestkindex.htm
Scroll down to the Livebearers area... Bob Fenner>
Re: hay
yeah sorry forgot to mention that there goldfish
<Please scroll
down to goldfish... and read. Bob Fenner>
Stocking, scientific
naming conventions, punctuation...
hi guy sorry for using this
but I tried to on the site but could not. any way I have been planning
for my new tank I just got going. I have read and got a lot of info
here. via your article and forum. but I get conflicting advice so I was
hoping to ask you about my stocking levels and fish choices. I have done
a lot of research and think I might have my list ready. been planning
the whole tank set up off and on for the last year. got everything, I
hope, except the coral list just started working on that. but will be
getting mostly SPS with some LPS and softies. the total coral load will
be medium not going wall to wall corals. will be using T5 lighting when
I am ready for them.
I have a 72x18x20H tank about 150lbs of live
rock with ½” sandbed. 45 gal sump with 30lbs of miracle mud and
Caulerpa. A Sedra 1200gph and 586gph pump for the return. Total
circulating water 140gal. measured. currently have 5
damsels in the
sump. Will run like this for 6mo. Then add the crabs and snails.
(Creature list below ). Run with these for additional 3mo. . Approx 9mo.
tank running before first group goes in tank. damsels back to the store.
then add each group 1-2mo. Apart. the numbers are about the max size I
think they will get plan on buying small.
Group #1
1-green clown
goby (Gobiodon atrangulatrus)………………...1”
1-yellow clown goby
(Gobiodon okiwawee)…………………..1”
1-lineatus fairy wrasse (cirrhilabrus
lineatus)…………………..4”
1-Red Parrot Fairy Wrasse (Cirrhilabrus
rubriventralis)………………...3”
Group#2
1-regal angel (pygoplites
diacanthus )…………………………………….10”
1-false percula clown (amphiprion
ocellaris) …………………………4”
1-blue hippon tang (paracanthurus
hepatus)……….…………….8-9”
Group#3
1-flameback angel brazilian
(centopyge aurantonus)……………3
1-mandrine goby (synchiropus
splendidus)……………………...4”
1-orcid dottyback (fridmani
pseudochromis)…………………….4”
CREATURES:
1-cleaner shrimp (Lysmata
amboinensis))
1-electric blue hermit crab (calcinus elegans)
2-emerald matrix crab (mithrax sculptus)
5-zebra hermit crabs
(calcinus laevimanus)
5-red legged mex. hermit crab (clibanarius
digueti)
1-red flame serpent starfish (ophioderma rubicundum)
1-tiger serpent starfish (ophiolepsis superba)
5-nassarius snail
(nassarius vibex)
10-turbo snails (turbo fluctuosa)
I would like
to thank you for considering my question. and really thank you for
providing us with all the info. found on your site it is really an
amazing site. Thanks to the whole staff you guys are awsome!!!!!
gary
but name on the site is hlama
<Beginnings of sentences, companies and
their products, the pronoun "I", genera, your name... are capitalized...
Please fix this message and re-send. BobF, who doesn't have the time,
predisposition to correct folks writing.>
An ich epidemic!!
hi crew,
oh, no. even more bad news, it looks like ich is spreading
to the rest of my saltwater fish. right now, I'm putting them each in a
freshwater bath with rid-ich. I read that you can try to kill the
disease by lowering the salinity of the tank. what is the salinity I
would have to change it to? and how long should I keep the tank at this
level. Since this would be the first time I would be doing this, if
there is anything else I would need to know, please inform me. Also, is
this risky to the health of the fish themselves? Would I be better off
just giving them treated baths.
thanks a lot
mike
<Mike... all
this is answered on WWM... please don't send such illiterate messages to
us... and no HTML, please. BobF>
Not Going to Try Sharks, but Let's Try This Again..
I am
not going to go with that shark tank at all now.
I have a 44 gallon
hex tank, freshwater. is it easy to change to salt water? I am thinking
about making a reef aquarium in it would a hex be good? I know about all
the fish and stuff but can you just give me some ideas on good reef
fish? I already know I want some clowns in it. what do I do with the
gravel? I might keep it because it is white. I have a penguin bio wheel
filter this wont work will it ? if it does not should I buy a canister
filter are they good? because I don't have enough $ to buy a wet/dry.
and I was also wondering what a cheap protein skimmer would be.
www.drsfostersmith.com can u look there they have some very cheap ones
like the Visi-Jet Protein Skimmer, and others
thanks a lot
<<Chris, while happy you're not going with a shark tank, I must first
refer you to this page, please.
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/QueryCorrsRefPg.htm. Next, you
state that you "know about all the fish and stuff", yet your following
questions belie the untruth to that statement. Please make use of the
VAST amounts of information we already have on site dealing with exactly
your questions. Thank you, Marina>>
Not Going to Try Sharks, but
Let's Try This Again.. II
Ok I found the info I needed, thanks
but I must say that you spelled below wrong. "Yet your following
questions belie". I'm not the only one who is spelling stuff wrong here
JK, I'm only 15 anyways.
<<Ah, the perfect age, but not an excuse my
friend. My son and "stepdaughter" are both 15. So, a little lesson in
vocab - "belie" has nothing to do with "below". Belie is more telling,
below is just a place. Can you make a sentence using "belie"? (Re-using
mine is no fair.) As for the information, I bet you've found a whole lot
more than you expected. If you run into problems or are having trouble
understanding what has been posted, *please* feel free to write in
(using proper capitalization & punctuation, of course). Thanks! Marina
>>
Non-Shark Guy Not Getting the Point & Why We Do Things the Way
We Do!
Sorry, but when I am writing an E-mail to someone I want
my questions to be answered I don't want a grammar class.
<<Sorry
Chris, but you clearly are not getting the point. You may not want the
grammar class, but I've already gotten my schooling done years ago, and
no one has to clean up a thing for me. I don't relish having to do it
for anyone else. In any event, you are missing the whole idea. Here it
is put as plainly as I can...
1) Your questions already *have* been
answered, by our *all volunteer* crew, many, many, many times. We have
spent countless hours getting everything organized. We've even set
things up so those who can't be arsed to go looking in appropriate
categories can use our Google bar! Yes, there's a great deal to read
through, but at LEAST it's (relatively) easy to read through because we
ARE worrying about punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and so on.
2) Because we archive EVERYTHING, we make do make this effort, a great
deal of effort as a matter of fact, to ensure that all messages are
edited for proper punctuation, GRAMMAR, spelling, capitalization, proper
terminology, nomenclature, and so on.
Now, imagine having to slog
through huge amounts of email such as the first one you sent in, with
questions that are already answered on site, and still having to edit
it, correct it, essentially retype the whole thing, to then post an
answer to a question that's been asked many, many times. It's a pain in
the butt, Chris, it takes phenomenal amounts of time. We can only hope
that people will be understanding about our limitations, as well as our
reluctance to continually have go through this exercise this for every
message sent so inconsiderately.
3) Because this site is used by an
international community is another important reason for being such
sticklers. This means that non-native English speakers need to be able
to translate easily. It may not affect you so much, but for others it
can be a real pain.
There are few sites that actually do what is done
here to the *extent* that is done here. Our site is also of use to
scientists in biology and other fields, we wouldn't be as useful to
these people if we paid no attention to how content is presented. At
that point, it becomes exceedingly important that what is put up
is as accurate and proper as possible.
4) My last and final point
regarding the link I sent you. Here it is again:
http://www.wetwebmedia.com/QueryCorrsRefPg.htm.
As I said, it
may not be a big deal to you, but imagine getting dozens and dozens of
emails every day that have to be picked apart and/or retyped! Talk about
a pain in the arse. We are not a bulletin board, we are a site where the
combined years of knowledge and learning are being systematically
organized and archived/filed away so that it can be accessed and used by
others. ALL for free! We are not going to compromise certain standards
just because some folks think it's not a big deal, to US, it IS.>>
Your are blowing this way out of proportion, but thanks for answering
all of my many questions. The last guy I talked to did not even care.
<<I don't know who you asked, and I'm sorry that whomever it was didn't
care (though I honestly doubt that's exactly what it was). It seems
overblown to you, you're sending in ONE email, why is it such a big
deal? But for us, you are one of hundreds, you see? For something that
can take any of us more than an hour or two each day (such as my job of
editing and placing), this rapidly adds up. I apologize if I was short
with you, but I personally can spend hours working on site each day, and
I also work VERY hard to ensure as few mistakes as possible get
through.
I hope you understand our position on the matter. Marina>>
Cool Beans, Apologies
Ok sorry that I was so harsh I just didn't
see your did not see your point, sorry. Chris
<<Chris, thank you very
much, not just from/for me, but speaking for the rest of the crew here.
I should also let you know that what I wrote was as much to you as it is
to everyone else out there. In the meantime, I do hope that you're
finding the information you need, I'm also going to suggest a couple of
books like Martin Moe's marine books - he has schematics that show how
filtration works, and they're good enough that if you like making things
yourself you can *easily* make a LOT of what you need. It's how I did
things when I started the hobby, I just couldn't afford to buy
everything ready-made off the shelf. Marina>>